CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
So, as I enter the topshop fitting rooms; I
already know the deal. Benika you will probably leave with 1 out of 11 items because
either, It doesn't fit right or doesn't cover your tits or doesn't suit
you’re..... Yada yada yada. Millions of excuses to hide the fact that I'm too FAT
for topshop, Zara and any other European shop that haven’t yet come to the
realisation that I've been consuming plantain(yes, the Jamaican way) since I
was 5!